Jonathan Rhys Meyers winning Best Actor in a Lead Television Role at the Irish Film and TV Awards with his girlfriend Rheena Hammer.

As you can see, he’s as buggy-eyed as ever. And clammy too. Clammy with the shakes? Anyone who’s ever been addicted to any substance, including cigarettes, will know the feeling. And JRM looks like he has the shakes. He also looks like the bad man who takes children in the night.

It’s the pervy ‘stache, I think. JRM has a little Three Whisker action goin’ on too. Dudes…. Seriously…. don’t grow what you don’t have!

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