JGL as a cop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 16:24:23 October 28, 2011 16:24:23

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Christian Bale were in New York today shooting scenes for The Dark Knight Rises. BaleΓÇÖs Bruce Wayne (as his tricked out car is getting towed) walks behind JGLΓÇÖs John Blake, a cop, obviously, though internet fanboys still havenΓÇÖt figured out if heΓÇÖs a good guy or a corrupt police officer. IsnΓÇÖt it amazing that Christopher Nolan can keep secrets? Or, more accurately, that his projects can be kept secretive? That somehow heΓÇÖs able to seal the sh-t that needs to be sealed?

Thoughts on JGL playing a cop? HeΓÇÖs super cute. And really fresh-faced. What would it be like if you needed a cop and he showed up? No, not like a porn situation, but for real, thatΓÇÖs him coming to help you against the burglar. Do you have any confidence?

Speaking of security confidence - have you noticed that there are so many security guards who arenΓÇÖt, like, very fit? Or theyΓÇÖre old? Especially in retail. A lot of them, in fact, look really, really unhealthy. How are they chasing down the vandalists and the robbers? I asked Dylan this question once when we were at an airport and the security guard was booting around on one of those segways. He said their size comes in handy because they can literally just sit on people during a fight and break it up. That doesnΓÇÖt give me a lot of confidence if IΓÇÖm a shopkeeper.

As for JGL and whether or not heΓÇÖs really making out with Scarlett Johansson - to my knowledge there have been no sightings since. Unlike her successor, Scarjo doesnΓÇÖt call the paps when sheΓÇÖs having sex with someone new.

Photos:
Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

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