Used to quiver like nobody’s business for Josh Hartnett. Then the assness of his acting interfered. Brutal!

Almost forgot…Josh dated Scarjo! Josh Hartnett > Ryan Reynolds? Totally. Ryan Reynolds = beefcake with too much foundation. Josh Hartnett is beautiful. And he’s regularly shaving his unibrow now. This is good.

Josh attended the screening of his film August last night in New York. That shot of him looking away with his hair all floppy to the side? If I was 15 again I’d start an online fanclub and yell at blogger bitches who can’t see that he’s the next Jack Nicholson.

What am I saying, 15? Just heard from a woman (Teresa), wrote to me saying she’s a mom of 2, blasting me for being too “ignorant to appreciate the brilliant writing of Stephenie Meyer” and Twilight.

Superfreak superfans come in all ages.

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