First up – I’m sorry. I realize gloating isn’t gracious, nor is it particularly appealing. But as I’ve said before, gossip is a cutthroat bitch, and I’m busting my ass to make this a daily column. So if you like what you’re reading and you want more of it, please understand that gloating is one of the quickest ways to get the word out there. And if you would be so kind as to continue spreading that word for me, I would so totally appreciate it. But, if you really can’t deal with my gloating, you might want to skip to the next couple of articles. Because I am going to gloat. And I am going to gloat hard.

On January 15th, in the Last Word section, I put out a heads up about my appearance the following day on eTalk Daily, indicating that I would be dishing on Hayden Christensen and Rachel & Ryan. You can see the clip if you visit the eTalk website and click on the “Gossip” or "Top Story" link. Look for the segment that is described as “Lainey talks about Angelina revealing her pregnancy to the world and what it means for the new golden couple”. This originally aired in Canada on January 16th and it was replayed on eTalk today with date stamp to further drive the point home. During this appearance, I reported EXCLUSIVELY that Hayden Christensen and that skank ass Sienna Miller were hooking up on the set of their new movie Factory Girl and that Jude Law was not happy about it and was threatening to break things off. Lo and behold, 4 days later, the king of gossip himself, Ted Casablanca, wrote about the Hayden/Sienna romance and then 3 days after that, this week in fact, everyone across the web started buzzing about their rumoured fling, complete with photographs of the two partying at some karaoke bar. See attached from Just Jared.

Now y’all know I love Ted and y’all know I worship his sequined ass but I’m claiming this one for my own. Because I think we can all agree that FOUR DAYS is an eternity in smut. Big juicy kisses to all my wonderful sources for always making me look good! And an equally big JUMP UP MY CHINESE ASS to the few hatemongers who love to bombard my inbox with accusations that I make up my sh*t. Said it before and I’ll say it again – I don’t deal in amateur gossip. So if you want to piddle around in diapers, be my guest. But the minute you’re ready to graduate to a Ph.D. level eduation in celebrity entertainment, I’m happy to hold your hand and walk you through the process. Until then, do me a favour and go back to your mickey mouse boardrooms.