Jude Law loves a deep V. And a low scoop neck. Going through an airport, I get it. Meeting friends for brunch, sure.

Here?

Underneath a white-lined velvet jacket? I don’t understand this. I don’t know that anyone else but Jude thinks this looks good. If I had to guess, I would say he’s compensating. He’s showing you the hair on his chest to make up for what he’s losing on his head. But hey, that doesn’t mean he can’t get work. A white dude in Hollywood can lose his hair and gain weight and it’s never a problem.

Jude joined Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham at the London premiere of Spy tonight.