Don’t we love her? Julianne Moore? The underrated, underappreciated Julianne Moore? I tell you – I still think she was ripped off for Far From Heaven. And as that hot piece of gay ass Nelson Branco once told me – if you switch the roles, if you switched Charlize in Monster with Julianne in Heaven, Julianne could 100% have pulled off the Monster, but Charlize could never, ever, ever have pulled off the housewife.

Word to the Homo.

Julianne yesterday with her son in New York - total gorgessity. Can you believe no Oscar…but Hilary Swank has two???

Broken record, sorry sorry sorry. But it burns, you know? It burns…