So she just emailed Tom Ford and asked him to make her a dress. And he did, using the hard shoulders from Gwyneth Paltrow’s white Oscar cape but making black the main focus, with white accents to flatter. How great does that look from the side, where the white cuts into the leg and gives you the illusion that it might be a pair of pants? And the back. Look at that back. Like...lapels on a tuxedo. A penguin in a tuxedo! How can you not love it?