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Julie Bowen: Emmys Most Improved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 10:18:40 August 26, 2014 10:18:40
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It’s not yellow taffeta. It’s maybe the best dress that Julie Bowen’s ever worn to an award show. And I do like how the flowers are blurring. In fact, the more I look at it, the more I’m appreciating it. Enough to make me forget about how I had to yell at her when Modern Family won for Best Comedy? Let me show you why. Full Story

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Julie Bowen: Globes Disney Princess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2014 10:28:07 January 13, 2014 10:28:07
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The good news is it’s not yellow taffeta. Having said that, it’s a little Snow White. Isn’t it? Also… It’s still F-CKING TAFFETA! If you’re walking down the aisle and you want to wear taffeta, fine, whatever, I won’t stop you and I won’t bitch. Full Story

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Julie Bowen took all the ruffles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 17:30:32 September 23, 2013 17:30:32
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It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied – in pink! – all over this dress. Full Story

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The Emmys 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 12:40:43 September 24, 2012 12:40:43
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Duana’s coming in later with some thoughts on the industry significance of the Emmy Awards. I’m here with the superficial. Like what they wore and why people in television insist on dressing themselves as second class citizens. The Emmys have the advantage of not being placed around any other awards shows; they’re not jammed together with the Golden Globes, the SAGs, the Critics’ Choice, the Grammys, and, of course the Oscars. Full Story

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Worst Modern Family at the SAGs

Duana Posted by Duana at January 30, 2012 18:21:34 January 30, 2012 18:21:34
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I realize on the one hand that these guys cannot win. If it’s not Julie Bowen’s sternum being investigated for pacemaker scars, it’s Ariel Winter’s delicate child-flesh too much on display, or Sofia Vergara’s …I don’t know… body bows being thrown all over the carpet and tripping people up. Putting aside that those are all women, people love to find fault when you’re the ones on top. Full Story

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GG Best Schtick? Sofia Vergara & Julie Bowen

Duana Posted by Duana at January 16, 2012 16:54:34 January 16, 2012 16:54:34
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So you saw most of this play out, right?  On the carpet, we saw the dresses.  Sofia Vergara’s teal – a colour which I already think is kind of alarmingly muted – is tamped down to almost depressing.   But it fits her like no other actress’s dress ever does.  And other than the mincing down the stairs (time for E! to look into a dumbwaiter, maybe?), she looked comfortable. Full Story

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Worst Hamster Wheel: Julie Bowen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:40:21 September 19, 2011 08:40:21

Written by Duana This is a hard one. Of course it is impossible to miss how thin Julie Bowen is. I didn’t hear her on the carpet this time, and she is not one of the people whose magazine profiles I will read while standing in the drugstore but she apparently has a host of excuses for why that is. Full Story

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Happiness is Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 09:13:00 March 18, 2011 09:13:00

Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with her son Manolo. She talks about him a lot. I like the way she says his name. Full Story

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