July 21, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2015 13:09:36 July 21, 2015 13:09:36

"Happy birthday to Athena, a woman who is her own role model and ours. We love that you don't hesitate to yell your love for Troy Dyer to an unamused Ethan Hawke. And we admire your fight - from advocating the rights of Aboriginal women to passing someone your earrings so that you can throw down over Cary Fukanaga, you clearly don't need to pick out Beyonce Pad Thai as your warrior name - you came equipped with a name that embodies all of that kick-assery already. We can't wait to splash around with you at the pool party next month (as long as Toby will share the pool with us), and continue to hear Roommate Steve(™)'s thoughts on everything from Oscar fashion to television (provided he's not still mad about having Jake and his Santa hat as his screensaver). We also think it's a good omen that Blake is miraculously single just before your bday. For all this and more, here are Common, Jason Momoa, The Rock (and some delicious breakfast food), Charlie Hunnam, and Riggins!"

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