July 22, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2016 14:28:00 July 22, 2016 14:28:00

Jennifer! Good luck on Sunday at the People with AIDS Friends for Life Bike Rally! I know you’re riding in honour of your late father. Your brother Andrew and Jennifer are with you all the way. And they’ve requested for you Magic Mike Channing Tatum and The Rock for encouragement along the route. Please click here if you’d like to support Jennifer.

“To Athena, the woman who will one day rule the world (if Beyonce allows it, that is - nobody is more powerful than Beyonce), on her (almost) birthday. Your gossipy friends have every confidence that you'll be someone who shapes our nation one day soon, and we're all so excited to see what you do, in no small part because we know you'll take your cues from Toby. But also because who you are right now is already so completely awe-inspiring, with your perfect quips and huge heart alongside your badass disposition. And we're sure that your ability to keep a secret (what dog? I don't know about any dog) is another reason you're a coveted third. For all of this and more, here are Common (we know you had him first, we just don't like it), IDRIS, Charlie Hunnam, The Rock, Jason Momoa, and a Riblet/Sudeikis combo!”

And for Steve, the “best bro in law in the world” from Kerri – Happy Birthday! Here’s a throwback of your not-ironic favourites Hall & Oates. Oh man, I just spent 30 minutes listening to their greatest hits. And I’m in the greatest mood!

Wenn, FameFlynet, Chris Walter/ Getty Images

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