July 25, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2016 11:10:39 July 25, 2016 11:10:39

"To Mary on her 40th birthday, from her gossipy friends. While we know this humble shout-out will in no way compare to a trip to NYC to see Hamilton (THANKS A LOT, LARRY), we hope that it brings you some joy....because we can't have you turning into a damaged detective, no matter how sexy that would be.

This past year you conquered TIFF, danced along with Queen Bey, and made it through the car sickness sushi trauma of 2016! You've sealed off your 30s with some huge things - retiring, being a semi-empty-nester, that amazing trip to Costa Rica...and your new decade is already filling up with exciting prospects, from that little trip you have coming up, to working with animals (keeping gum tissue in your freezer was just the start), to maybe a new place to live (though we WILL miss that pool, and we suspect Gus will miss the hot tub).

For being a great friend, perfect hostess, Survivor liveblog aficionado (can't forget Earworm and The Pooper!), resident detective (non-damaged variety), and so much more, here are Timothy Olyphant, Idris as Luther, Benedict as Sherlock, and Clive Owen."

Wenn, FameFlynet

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