June 1, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2015 12:44:32 June 1, 2015 12:44:32

"To our resident superhero, Gail, on her birthday. And though you'll probably immediately reject that description of yourself, imagine you're hearing it applied to someone else. Someone who leaps into pools to save a child without hesitation. Someone who builds a business dedicated to making animals' lives better, and spends her days trekking through the woods with them, and all of her spare time raising equally brave kids (and one occasionally disgruntled dog). Someone who breaks both legs, only to lose her home in a fire in the same year, and who STILL somehow pulls from inside and rallies. So you can see why we hear the opening strains of "My Hero" whenever we think of you. For being a pillar of strength without ever veering into Madonna's veiny-armed territory, here are your soon-to-be-temporary neighbours Mulder and Scully, and Charlie Hunnam's best side."

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