June 11, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2014 13:45:21 June 11, 2014 13:45:21

To Kate the 8th Grade Class President – your mom is so proud of you for everything you’ve accomplished. Congratulations on your straight As all while playing volleyball, swimming, getting involved in theatre, AND knowing your gossip. This is important. Please stay well-rounded. By request, here’s Zac Efron before the bridge.

And for Umber in Toronto from Zoe in London, your friend of over 30 years – Happy 40th Birthday! You’re Sophia, she’s Dorothy, and Gossip will always bring you together. God, this show never, ever gets old for me.

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