June 22, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2009 07:25:18 June 22, 2009 07:25:18

Happy Birthday Mel Q! Have heard the year hasn’t been the best so far. Well then it’s time to turn it around. Wishing you better shoes and a better man! And I will side with you over your Aunt Sharon – some dudes can totally pull off work coveralls. The problem is the rest of the package. Like driving a pick-up truck and feeling uncomfortable around minorities. That’s not what it’s like in Firebag, is it?

Happy Birthday Amz... best big sister in the world, love pippin the cub!

Congratulations Leslie on your retirement from the OR at VGH!

And for Carlee from Melissa who tells me that you’ve been talking about Edward and Bella like they’re real people… Friends don’t let friends become Twi-hards and if publicly shaming you is the only way to prevent you from turning into one of them, well Melissa loves you so much she says it’s worth it. Please, if you must read Stephenie Meyer’s sh-tty drivel, perhaps balance it out with a real author right away? Save yourself!

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