Selena Gomez is touring across Canada. She played Winnipeg the other night. The schedule allowed her to spend an extra day in the city though. So her boyfriend flew up to meet her. They went to the mall, of course, and the movies, obviously, and to the hockey game, please, he is Canadian after all.

While at the hockey game, in their VIP box, well, as you can see, Selena sat on Justin’s lap and they loved each other with their lips and hands. Where are his hands? Also, that diamond in his ear, it’s way too big for his head.

Whatever. Why am I complaining? He really loves her peaches, wants to shake her tree. Are Sasha and I the only full blown adults obsessed with adolescents who may or may not be having sex? (They are TOTALLY having sex.)