When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:52:35 November 1, 2011 17:52:35

Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you havenΓÇÖt, you need to make this happen. ItΓÇÖs awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, itΓÇÖs now become the most successful concert film of all time. So. You know.

Anyway, if you have seen it, you know then that the hair is a big ass deal. ThereΓÇÖs even a 30 second montage during which they show him flicking the hair, or what used to be the hair. I donΓÇÖt really give a sh-t about the hair, or I didnΓÇÖt, until Justin Bieber hooked up with Selena Gomez and made her his first true love of his life. After that, it was game over. Totally obsessed.

So now, now that heΓÇÖs got his hair cut, all I can think about is whether or not Selena likes it. And when we can see pictures of her running her hands through it. And also, did he decide to go ΓÇ£upΓÇ¥ instead of combing ΓÇ£downΓÇ¥ by her request? Like Zac Efron?

Our little one is growing. You can tell by the direction of his fringe.

Here he is on Jay Leno last night promoting his Christmas album and his fragrance for girls called Someday or, for old hag bitches like me, maybe he should consider renaming ThenDay because, really, thatΓÇÖs the reason weΓÇÖre so interested anyway.

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