“My girlfriend, I don’t know if any of you guys know her...”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 16:51:22 February 22, 2012 16:51:22
Have we been played for nine months?

Late Spring last year we were told that Jennifer AnistonΓÇÖs new boyfriend was called Justin Theroux; sheΓÇÖs been fronting like they didnΓÇÖt hook up during filming of Wanderlust because he had a girlfriend at the time but whatever... the point is, we watched them through the summer, into the fall in New York, all leading up to now, as Wanderlust opens this weekend, OSCAR WEEKEND.

Would Justin Theroux be getting all this press, invited onto The Ellen DeGeneres Show if not for the fact that he is ΓÇ£comma, dating Jennifer AnistonΓÇ¥? And, um, as such, since theyΓÇÖre a couple, we should totally go see the movie to see this on screen...?

Oh but he doesnΓÇÖt want to talk about it.

Well...

He kinda didnΓÇÖt talk about it with Ellen. In an episode that airs today, it turns out that Justin can break-dance. And, like, itΓÇÖs JenΓÇÖs favourite thing ever. Only he doesnΓÇÖt actually say it by name. Her name is ΓÇ£my girlfriend, I donΓÇÖt know if any of you guys know her...ΓÇ¥

This...

Is supposed to be funny...?

IΓÇÖm not sure it worked. IΓÇÖm not even sure the clap-eager audience thought it worked.

What is that silver accessory hanging off his pocket? WhatΓÇÖs with the hipster waiter uniform? Is that supposed to offset his tan? Is that the wardrobe of a man who would never conspire with this lady to exploit his relationship in exchange for the success of his movie? Because, sure, I am totally, totally feeling that.


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