There has been a lot of buzz lately about Jennifer Aniston and a baby. It started the day after her relationship with Justin Theroux was confirmed. They’re living together, they’re totally inseparable, and apparently while in Hawaii she was readying her body for pregnancy by going to the spa every day and detoxing...

And how is this any different from how she normally lives?

Anyway, yesterday Jen went to the doctor and Justin was with her. They were careful not to allow any photographs of her below the waist. Just to keep us up at night, you know? Wondering if she’s having a fetus-off with Beyonce.

As IF this guy won’t f-ck her up. If that’s what’s actually happening here, she is tragically and perhaps endearingly more naive than I thought. But that’s only if you believe that Jennifer Aniston is willing to give up the body, and everything else, for a child of her own.


Photos from GSI