The Pip Type

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00
New cover of Us Weekly – How Jessica Biel Stole Justin. Sigh. I have several issues. First…with all due respect as she seems like a relatively nice non-drug-using, non-badly behaved girl, who the hell is Jessica Biel???? Rhetorical question. But still. She was in some Brady Bunch tv show. A few forgettable movies. Totally unremarkable in The Illusionist. And by virtue of showing up at the beach with an ass to rival Jennifer Lopez, all of a sudden Jessica Biel gains status? Please. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t begrudge her. But the fact is, she’s made the cover of Us Weekly on the basis of her posterior and because she’s coddling the Pip. Period. Sorry for the Oprah moment but it’s not exactly the greatest accomplish. Then’s Hollywood. Whatever it takes, right? And then there’s the issue of the Timberlake Type. Cameron, Jessica – I’m not saying Jessica Biel is a herm but she’s not exactly a wilting flower either. She’s tough, she strong, she’s beautiful, she’s not a waif, she’s not dainty…she’s a real woman who should be a real man. Derek Jeter is a real man. Justin Timberlake is Pipsqueak on a Stage. Girl could probably bench press him before singing him a bedtime song – so tell me…tell me… is Little Pip worthy of a woman like this? Hell no. Us Weekly

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