Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan… I can’t understand it. I can’t understand, I will never understand, why or how Jared Leto quiverates anyone.

First of all, he’s a douche. Second, he’s a douche with a bad attitude. Third, he’s a douche with a bad attitude who clearly uses a straightening iron. Call me Cruise, call me sexist, call me unfair, but I am so not down with dudes who primp more than I do.

Especially when the dude in question is supposed to be an edgy, fringe rocker with black eyeliner and a middle finger approach to his fans and the media.

Here’s Jared and his band, 30 Seconds to Mars at the MTV Australia awards on Sunday. As you can see, he fancies himself a true recording artist now, and even took home an award??? Which is why he looks all pretty and smug and bothered to show up at all.

Now Justin Timberlake fellating his own ego I can totally almost swallow. But Jared Leto? Jared Leto???

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