Not that there was still any doubt but is there any wonder why my Lilo is a boozing, spreading, snorting mess? For me it"s not the messy room or the hooch presumably thrown back straight up like every casual underage drinker… that"s not what will ultimately bring her down. Trust me, gossips. A drinking or a drugging problem is but a mere blip compared to 2 decades of maternal damage inflicted on a troubled chid star. That look of pure parental abandon etched across Dina"s face says it all. This is how you live vicariously, this is how you make up for failing at fame yourself, this is how you pimp a child and plunder her gains - all in the name of motherly love. Did Lindsay Lohan ever have a chance??? And one more injustice for our embattled Firecrotch: The London Sun is reporting that Justin Timberlake is locking her out from his highly anticipated performance on Saturday night at the House of Blues. “The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.” SOCIALITE LIGGERS??? I think I"ve found my new favourite term. Lindsay LIGGER!?!? Best.word.ever. Photos from https://www.perezhilton.com/