SexyBack? More like boring as f&ck. I mean, I understand the need to go band to boy to man and I know that pipsqueak squeak is like an albatross around his jock and I know the pop transition, to be taken seriously, to be looked upon as a grown-up…I know all that can’t be easy. But rockin’ a tired grey suit, without even a dash of Diddy flair (like a hot pink shirt or a glam green tie) at the MTV VMAs of all places, is just WRONG WRONG WRONG. It is SO WRONG. And on stage??? With all those great moves? You know what I call that? I call that a damn waste.