But first did you see Jonathan Byrd hole out yesterday during the 3 way playoff to win the Justin Timberlake Shriners Open? That’s crazy.

So Pippy was in Vegas all weekend for his tournament and also a benefit concert with friends, including Christina Aguilera and Elton John. He performed as well, some older hits, and also a rendition of Drake’s Over, for which he changed up the lyrics:

"Don't be pissed off, I'm an actor, it's not over, it's far from over. And when I come back, I'm gonna come back harder".

Yes, but WHEN???

Because, please, the bad acting, it hurts. Movie after movie, bad acting followed by more bad acting. Can I show you an example of this? You’re about to call me an asshole but after you watch this it’s not like you won’t be thinking it too.

Here’s JT’s donation appeal video for his event. I mean, yeah, totally, it’s so great that he’s giving back, definitely. But he couldn’t just shoot this straight up, oh no. He had to be That Funny Guy. And the result? So much Try. Now picture Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Jason Bateman, Jonah Hill, real actors doing the same. Infinitely more bearable, right?

He sucks!

And before you start yelling at me for pissing on his philanthropic efforts, I just tried to atone with a donation. Click here to make yours.

As for Shelfy – many of you have been asking whether or not they’re still together. Yes of course they’re still together. You didn’t think she’d let that go, did you? He might be invited to the Oscars, his movie is going to the Oscars, so at this point NO ONE could pry her loose.

Jessica Biel has been in Canada shooting a movie, but I’m told she was at the concert on Saturday night in Vegas with Justin and she was spotted during the final round of the tournament yesterday as well. You can expect a story about this – how he was all over her, how much he loves her – to surface about that soon.

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