Why bring a camera?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:25:41 September 25, 2008 11:25:41

When she already called up the paps to do it for her?

Shelfy… please!

And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely.

This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler.

So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday.

Not feeling Pippy’s jeans like that…you?

Are those William Rast? OF COURSE they’re William Rast!

And have you seen the photos of them kissing in a dark alley?

It was the other night. Just them. And the paps too. Perfect lighting. Like a scene from a movie. Their bodies positioned just so. His hands cradling both sides of her face. “Caught” in an intimate moment intimately loving each other… and of course her Shelf Ass could not have been more gratuitously featured, hitting a 45 degree angle that is indeed rather impressive.

How much more f&cking obvious does it get?

And still…

Shelfy is, like, totally schooling Jennifer Aniston. Girl…you better start taking notes.

Click here for the kiss pics.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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