As my mother would say… Why this happening?

Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible!

Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Don’t forget he has a girlfriend! Don’t forget her name is Shelf Ass!

On a positive note… he looks amazing in those jeans.


Photos from Flynetonline.com