The New York Daily News supposedly ran a story the other day about Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake hooking up with actress Amanda Seyfried at a bar in NYC last week. Apparently the two shared a drink, seemed cuddly, and left together after only 15 minutes suggesting that Pip might be stepping out on the Shelf Ass.

Probably total bullsh*t but the implications will be interesting. Because if the report travels far enough, you bet your boob job Shelf Ass will get on the horn with her publicist to engineer a “sighting” just to make sure the world knows JT is still entranced by her posterior.

So how long before Pip’n’Ass make their first appearance of 2008?

Vacation photos of the two frolicking on the mountains or flirting by the sea are soon to follow. Trust.