The Grammys 50th Anniversary went down in LA last night – a huge night in music – and a few of music’s biggest stars were noticeably absent. Madge stayed back in London and her current collaborator Justin Timberlake decided to lay low as well even though he was very much in the vicinity.

So where was JT?

Well he went golfing with moms, probably had to sit by the computer all night so Shelfy Biel could keep an eye on him, and perhaps he smoked a joint or two, before passing out comfortably after raiding the fridge.

And why?

Because JT is better than the Grammys, remember? Remember last year he was part of the Grammy contest with a once in a lifetime opportunity for the winner to perform onstage with him?

Yeah well afterwards, Pippy shat all over the experience, claiming the recording academy exploited him – in other words, Pippy was Katherine Heigl before Katherine Heigl.

“Because I’m the nice guy who follows through on the things he commits to. But I don’t know if I’ll be going through that sort of thing again. I feel like the Grammys used me for ratings. And look at it—they were up 18 percent.

I view the Grammys the same way I as I see my deal with McDonald"s. I regret the McDonald"s deal. It"s kind of interesting. Just like the McDonald"s deal, whose market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 percent. Funny, isn"t it?"

He’s a f*cking genius, isn’t he? It’s a live telecast, you tool! Of course they wanted you for ratings! They want EVERYONE for ratings!

Here he is last night after dinner at Little Door in LA granting a few fans autographs and photos. Am all over the relaxed hair. LOVE the jeans and boots. Pip looks hot. Too bad he is such a whiny bitch.

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