UPDATE: no baby, just a gordita. As of press time (2:30 am EST) word on the street is that Britney Spears is about to or already has delivered her 2nd child. Hopefully this time they’ll name it what I had originally suggested: Kevtwan LaBritnius Federline – has a nice ring to it, non? E! News reported it first, that Britney was in hospital with ten thousand pappies camped outside. As you would expect, a c-section is the planned procedure, and really…what else would you expect? Too posh (not to mention lazy) to push and a tummy tuck ASAP – after all, natural labour is just so yesterday. Will keep you posted on new developments – stay tuned…