KFed is the new Gest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00
After spoiling Liza Minelli’s life for the better part of 2 years and then trying to extort her in a nasty divorce, David Gest is scraping the bottom of the barrel, appearing as a contestant in the British reality show “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”. Apparently he’s one of the more popular characters – not because he’s particularly endearing but because, like all golddiggers, he will do what it takes to make himself seen and heard and, if necessary, reviled. Sound familiar? Such is the fate awaiting our Kevin Federline… praise Goddess. First Walmart and a dubious association with the Gaybe Claybe and now poised to walk in the illustrious footsteps of David Gest…Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Also – a juicy piece of gossip from a friend of mine who works for MuchMusic about Kevin’s now infamous trip to Toronto last week when the divorce bomb dropped on his degenerate thug-for-life head. KFed is, not surprisingly, just as “slimy” in person and he spent much of the time ogling a fetching, well endowed female camera operator during his appearance, constantly zeroing in her breasts and dropping cheesy lines like the following: What’s a hot girl like you doing behind the camera? You too hot to be a cameraman. Are you Rossuming? And can you believe this sh-t worked on Britney? Oh. Wait. Never mind. The point is it’s not working any longer. KFed is the new Gest. And to commemorate the occasion, I offer you 2 of my all time favourite photos, just to drive the point home. Look at that wedding party! Don"t you wish you were there??? Source

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