KFed Jr: Hard Work Pays Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2007 12:00:00 March 21, 2007 12:00:00
As far as Goldiggery is concerned, you really do have to tip your hat to Junior. Any man who can stomach Tori Spelling so willingly and smile about it for the cameras and fight off the nausea and hold back the bile, even when the possibility of an inheritance seemed remote, even during the dark days when Candy Spelling cut her off – a persevering sacrificing golddigger is a masterful golddigger indeed. And it looks like his tenacity has earned a handsome reward. Well timed too. Almost like a Spelling script. Consider: their baby arrives just after their B&B opens, just days before their reality tv show debuts, and to top it all off – a reconciliation with Mother just moments before the birth of Junior’s Payday. All just coincidence, right? And the $10 million trust fund is also just coincidence, right? Word on the street – Candy has forgiven all and set her grandson up for life with a starting bonus of $10 million. Rumour has it every subsequent child will get the same. Kinda puts that hideous tattoo into perspective, non? Source

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