We have a policy here at LaineyGossip. We don’t refer to Kanye West’s fiancée by name. We try not to refer to her at all. Once in a while, some of you, under influence of drugs or temporary psychosis, will force Sasha to find an outfit that she’s worn or whatever, but we don’t soil the main gossip page like that. Many of you are blowing up my inbox and my Twitter feed with comments like “I’ll never read VOGUE again”. There’s also a lot of this:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????
I just want you to think of Victoria Beckham today. I want you hold her close to your heart. Because that woman has been trying for a decade. She took out her tits. She whipped off her fake nails. She cut her hair. It was like that episode of Fresh Prince. Posh made over her everything. And still she’s been denied.
Is it because David Beckham doesn’t use ALL CAPS?
So how do we get around this problem? How do we not violate the policies of this blog while covering this major cover?
My book-baby, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, will be released in Canada on April 1 both in hardcover and e-book. Click here to pre-order. Also, I’m taking my book-child on tour. Click here for details. VANCOUVER, please note that I’m bringing my book-baby home on April 11! It was conceived there! Tickets are now on sale for the Globe Recognition event that is coming up on April 11! Click here for more information!
In the United States I’ll be giving birth on April 22. The book tour schedule is coming soon. Click here and click here to pre-order.
I think Kwame and I did it better.
Click here for more from Kanye West and his fiancée in VOGUE.
