Twitter was made for Kanye West. And Kanye West’s real Twitter could just be better than Karl Lagerfeld’s fake one.

Kanye joined yesterday in advance of the upcoming release of his new still untitled album in September. As you know, and as I’ve said many times, I am a Kanye apologist. Probably because I love Kanye’s music. He went away to work on his music and the new sh-t, they say, is supposed to be great. Can’t wait.

We will likely disagree about Kanye. Many of you might still be mad at him for what he did. But we can all get together and appreciate Kanye’s tweets. Because they are full of golden amazingness that bring the joy over and over and over again.

“I jog in Lanvin” was the first beauty.

Then he started complaining about the smallness of his jet. Which preceded this:

“Man when you take BABYMAMAJETS there's no stuartist.”


I can’t get enough of it.

Personal favourite? He posted a photo of a couch and asked this:

“Is the Versace sofa too hood? Might need to cover it in plastic!!!”

There’s a little Chinese in Kanye, non?

About an hour ago:

“Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes.”

F-cking poetry.

Click here for Kanye on Twitter.