Kate Beckinsale at the Spirits Awards – reminds me of grade school, you know on track & field day or at the science fair they always give out a ribbon to the kid that tries and grunts the hardest but has no hope of winning?
Kate Beckinsale is the red carpet version of that kid.
She looks lovely, of course. But at what cost? When the effort is written all over her body from head to toe - of course she’d wear white, of course it would have ruffles, of course at an event when cocktail is as dressed up as you should get, Kate pulled out the big stop number, floor length f&cking gown like a lily begging to be seen.
Honey… it’s the Spirit Awards. Sit DOWN.
The Spirit of Trying Hard
