What you want, of course, is to get to the point where you’re asked to present by yourself. You can hold up the stage all by yourself. Sharing is good, as long as it makes sense. You have a movie coming out. You go out there with your co-star. But…what if you’re Kate Beckinsale and they slot you in with Puff Daddy Diddy and Usher. Well, in that case, it feels like she’s the afterthought, non?

She knew it too. You could see it all over her face, a face that’s become a curious hybrid of Nicole Kidman and Catherine Zeta-Jones, especially in profile. Looks to me like there’s been some work there recently.

The dress is Zuhair Murad. I feel like I’ve seen it a thousand times before, or something similar, on Jennifer Lopez.