As any girl who suffers from large breast affliction will agree – I’d exchange mine for Kate’s any day. An A cup is my dream. We all want what we don’t have and in my humble opinion, clothes look way better on the modestly endowed. There is nothing I curse more than the disproportionate size of THEM vs everything on my body. And even though, compared to some, a harmless C might not be so offensive, it certainly is to me. Especially when in some circles I’m considered an Asian freakshow. Which is why all I’ve wanted my entire life is to walk around looking like a board. Anyway, take a look at Kate Hudson out and about NYC, taunting me with her little bubbies. Sigh. A perm and a breast reduction – the two terrifying frontiers of my life. Photos from Gossip Rocks