US Weekly reported yesterday that Kate Hudson and Diplo are “dating”. The last person Kate was “dating” was Nick Jonas. Anyway, Kate and Diplo hung out at the MET Gala in May. She’s been on holiday this month in Ibiza and he was there too and now they’re a thing. Which is basically the PG way of saying …

They’re f-cking!

Only no one wants to call it that because prudes.

It’s summer. She’s hot. She’s single. She’s getting it. And when just getting it is the goal, you’re really not all that discerning about things like …personality. Or even names.

Diplo, by the way, has apparently denied that he and Kate are “dating”. That’s not a lie.