As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well…

Kate Hudson in Michael Kors was a mess. The problem is the hair. She looks like she’s playing Bridget Jones and fell into a fountain, then dragged herself out, and showed up anyway. And from there, you can’t save the rest. The sh-tty matted tendrils stuck to the side of her face drag down everything else. I can’t even see the dress because I’m too confused about why she’d allow herself to be styled like this from the neck up. SO low classy.