Kate Hudson wore red Stella McCartney to the ELLE Style Awards last night in London. I hate this dress. Not only because it’s red but because of those two lace columns running down the side. Please. If it were anyone other than Kate Hudson, they’d all be calling it hideous. You just don’t notice that much because her body is so sick.

Anyway, as Valentine’s Day is this week, Kate was asked about what would be her perfect Valentine’s date. Her answer:

Somewhere near a beach. And it would probably entail some...rum drink. And not too many clothes. That’d be a fun date.

So she wants to get drunk and have sex. Love that. No teddy bears, no flowers, none of this poetry and whispers business...

Just straight vodka and nakedness. Then get out of my face and let me read.