I posted an article earlier about Cate Blanchett and Katie Holmes at the Armani Prive show during Haute Couture week in Paris. Click here for a refresher.

Just reviewing the pictures from the runaway and every look came with a head garnish. Kinda like... a British wedding? Inspired by the one on April 29th?

Check it – dress after dress, model after model, accessorised by a hat/fascinator situation, with a little bit of Asian hostess flavour. You into it? The head situations, yes. The clothing... meh. If you’ve been reading my column for a while, Armani doesn’t make me want to punch myself in the face from excitement anymore. This... this dangerously approaches Chinese Mall territory, at least to those of us who frequent the Chinese Mall.

If you’re interested, don’t bother spending $20,000 on one of these gowns. Mrs Chow at Hello Love Me Fabric and Designer will do it for you for 500 bucks. Or less.

Photos from Pascal Le Segretain/Gettyimages.com