Maria posted this to Smutty Social Media last week – Kate Moss and Marc Jacobs “calling all the basic bitches”.



This ones for you @lohanthony it was Kate's idea!

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That’s also what she called a pilot this weekend while flying back from Turkey. Kate was there to celebrate Sadie Frost’s birthday. Um. They went to a detox spa. And I guess she was thirsty for something harder than water and kale juice because when she was refused alcohol on the flight, she reached into her bag for her own vodka. According to another passenger:

“She called the pilot a "basic b****" as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage. But she was not aggressive to anyone and was funny really, the easyJet crew was acting out of proportion.”

The airline has confirmed that a disruptive passenger was on board but that no arrests were made. So, basically, Kate Moss is the trash that ends up on any flight you’ve been on to any sunny destination. Those planes are always good for at least one, sometimes two. They get loaded before the plane takes off, hit on anyone in the vicinity, and then try to light up in the bathroom. The only difference between the people you’ve seen on your holidays and Kate Moss is that she doesn’t have gel nails with a French manicure.