Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte...

Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson.

The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing.

The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date him.

That way, you create a Robert Pattinson headline without even talking to him!

Life & Style just sent out an email blast:

Kate Upton: Definitely Up For Dating Robert Pattinson!

Upton was out at an event last night. She was asked, obviously, if she would consider hooking up with him. Her response:

"I might be a little scared of a vampire, but yes, he's cute!"

Poor Kate Upton will be receiving a lot of hatemail today. And tomorrow. And for the next week.

AS IF YOU BITCH ASS F-CKING C-NT DICK WHORE STAY AWAY FROM ROB.
ROBSTEN FOREVER!

I disagree with the tone of the message, but not the message.

Kate Upton is actually perfect for Ryan Lochte.

Here’s Pattinson in New York yesterday continuing to promote Cosmopolis.