Kate Winslet and her kids were in New York yesterday, spending time with her new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll. Ned’s not exactly, um, the most robust name to begin with. And then there’s that f-cking Rocknroll situation which...

Don’t ask me to get over it. The day we get over a guy changing his name to Ned Rocknroll is the day we give in to stupid. Do you want to give in to stupid? Is this the future you want for your children?

So anyway, I want to know how it was the first time he met Mia and Joe. Darlings, meet mummy’s new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll.

Fine. But what if Kate and Ned Rocknroll have a baby? Their baby will be called Something Rocknroll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is that not a major problem for her?!?????????????????????????????????

Anyway, I know you’re about to ask about the boots. And I can identify the boots because I have them and seeing them on her, I wonder if I should dust them off. They’re Coach “Maxene” from 2007 or so. Before heels became a standard 6 inches. These are a very comfortable 3. Maybe they’ve reissued them? They should.