She seems to be really into her side part at fancy events lately. Nothing wrong with a side part. But when you make it all ringly and sh-t with the fringe, oh God, half of it is little girls in pageants and the other half is small town mom at the mall. All due respect to small town moms at the mall but this is New York City, at a gala celebrating 50 years of the Council of Fashion Designer of America. There’s a certain expectation, you know?

Perhaps if she had brown hair, perhaps it would be different. Blondes have many advantages in life, yes, but blondes and curls can be tricky.