Kate Mara showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Her last night to support her sister, Rooney. It’s a thing now with these two. Even at an event like this, they won’t pose together. Is this fascinating to me, and only me, because I don’t have a sibling? I have an almost-sibling called Cat. Our fathers are brothers. And when we’re together, we are TOGETHER, side by side, holding hands. I guess that’s why I don’t get this.

And I definitely, definitely don’t get Kate’s affection for these shoes. She’s worn them before – click here for a refresher – and I shat on them then too. Look at them. They’re hideous. I don’t understand. Anything.