The Crown Princess of AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2008 08:24:00 June 12, 2008 08:24:00

Here she is, Katherine Heigl, the Crown Princess of AssTalk out and about yesterday with her husband. As reported yesterday, Heigl revealed that she pulled out of consideration for an Emmy because the writers on Grey’s Anatomy gave her sh*t to work with.

F&cking ingrate.

Please don’t argue that she was right. Please. Don’t. Because Grey’s Anatomy sucking is no rationale for what she did.

Absolutely… Grey’s DID suck. Grey’s sucked hard. But does the GA suckery absolve her from publicly trashing a writing team whose leader has already acknowledged her creative mistakes?

Shonda Rhimes has publicly admitted she took the show in the wrong direction. She has conceded it was a mistake. She has promised that things will improve. Given that Shonda herself has addressed the Grey’s sh*tness, why do the writers need another media flogging by twatty Katherine Heigl???

Bitch… sit DOWN!

Sit DOWN and shut your sanctimonious ass. Either way you cut it, she’s a hag.

She’s a hag because she embarrassed her colleagues. She’s a hag because she was stupidly presumptuous and pompous. Because if we all agree that Grey’s sucked, then why would it matter if her name was on the ballot? Sucky doesn’t win…right?

Sucky doesn’t but Miss Popular does. And THAT is what’s at the root of it all: a massive ego. What her statement essentially reveals is that she doesn’t think anyone else has a chance up against her.

Everyone loves me, I’m going to win, let me pull out some more Rossum, pretend to be gracious, back out of contention, and dumb members of the MiniVan Majority will worship me even more.

Of course they will. All the rest though will call her out for what she is. Drop the C-bomb. Go ahead.

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