The other day when I posted about Katherine Heigl - click here for a refresher - I noted that there were no photos of her at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute with any other celebrities and wondered if she has any friends. Even pretend-friends. How weird is it that in the fakest town in the world, Katherine Heigl couldn’t find a fake bitch to pose with her? I don’t think it’s so much about her not wanting to be fake as it about the possibility that even fake people can’t stand her.

Katherine’s closest friend, of course, as we know, is her mother who is also her manager, with whom she spends most of her time. With whom she was seen yesterday, both in yellow, both with middle-aged hair, and Katie in leopard print booties.

Just shake your head. Then bash it against the wall.

Because there is no end to it. There is no end to how brutal she is with her clothes. How could there be an end to it when her ma is her BFF? Two days ago, Heigl and Heigl-Mother went out to lunch with some ladies. Those ladies look like they’re friends of Heigl-Mother. So Katherine Heigl hangs out with her ma’s friends? Not her own friends? Am I the only one who finds this really f-cking weird? Or am I just the only one who keeps talking about how f-cking weird it is?