From Dexcee: on Ryan & Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00
I, too, ate up that sh*t Ryan was serving during the ceremony…But at the afterparty, I definitely thought his affection was WAAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top.I mean, the way he manhandled her face for that kiss just screamed, “I love c*ck.” And in that second picture you posted, with the ear-eating, that look on Reese’s face says it all, “Get your damn c*cklips off my face! Ugh, how many more years are left on my Beard Contract?” Now we know why it’s Reese who has the Golden Globe and Ryan has a razzie. Dear Dexcee, Damn sister, don’t hold back or anything. Thing is, I’ve heard the Ryan gay rumours and I’ve certainly seen the Venice beach photos, and you’re right… the Golden Globes performance was alarming, to say the least. However, I’m not convinced he hangs with the GMD. In fact, the cheating and the philandering rumours are just as loud as the queer ones. So pick one: is Reese the smart woman’s Katie Holmes? Or is she more like the Hollywood Hilary Clinton?

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