The Thinnification of Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00
Photos from Judging by the flatness of her belly, at rapid speed, a wedding must be imminent. Judging by the deadness in her eyes, she’s clearly still in love with him. Can"t you just picture him screaming *encouragements* at her on the treadmill? Teeth gleaming, spit comin" outta the corners of his mouth: "You"re magnificent! You"re amazing! You"re getting magnificently and amazingly thinner every second!" So here’s the GMD and his zombie bride, out for dinner the other night, colour co-ordinated from head to toe, no baby of course but as affectionate as ever, and in Katie’s case, as beautiful as ever, very, very beautiful in fact – great skin, great angles, great nose…never noticed before but I covet other noses and this one is fantastic, which makes it even more heartbreaking, the whole situation, the wedding wait, the magic baby show, the mystery continues to grow like a cloak of dark clouds seeping across the sky… What can Scientology possibly be up to? And will we ever see it coming?

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