The Invaluable Katie Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2006 12:00:00 December 19, 2006 12:00:00
Yesterday was her birthday. And where was Katie? Well, Katie took Connor and Isabella on a goodwill trip, heading over to East LA to drop off gifts and a Christmas tree to a needy family as part of an initiative organized by a “local charity” (the charity was unnamed at People Online.) Is your smut tingling? But let’s go easy on the cynicism, shall we? It’s been a long year, time to replenish my bitch for January and awards season, so I’ll naively assume there was no proselytising on this occasion - philanthropy straight up, no strings attached, yet another reason why Katie has become the crown the jewel in the Cruise Empire. Katie the devoted wife, the doting mother, the committed and considerate stepmother, the gracious humanitarian, well mannered, well manicured, beautiful but accessible – the MiniVan Majority is deeply in love, the Gay Midget Dwarf is never letting go, and something tells me Nicole Kidman will need to engineer a little photo opp with her own children very soon, when she’s not engineering them with her husband, that is. PS. No Thetan movie starring Victoria Beckham – ridiculous rumour PPS. Katie says she’s not pregnant – not so ridiculous rumour. I hear it’s been ordered for a 2007 announcement – stay tuned. Source

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