Almost anything would have been an improvement on last year. The WTF yellow Marchesa. What? You forgot?

How?

Here.

For 2015, Katie Holmes wore Zac Posen. And it’s fine. Forgettable, but fine. Oh and a new fringed bob that may or may not be a wig. Which just reminds me of the last time she had her hair cut in a fringed bob. And she was married. And her eyes were dead.

How was that 8 years ago?!?!?!!!???

Katie’s working her back and her ass really hard in a lot of these shots. It’s kinda working for me. You?